If you can push through the collapse, the next phase makes it all worthwhile. We promise.
Phew, there's that turn. I'm pretty much like Lewis and Clark. On a bike.
Okay, I wasn't off-route: I'm just really slow.
But it doesn't matter because this road is beautiful and I am a machine!
Sweet, sweet descent. I love speed. This bike is magic.
I knew YOU were trouble when you walked in, Taylor.
Mile 99.8. I've practically crossed half the state!
Did this driveway get steeper? Seriously, who makes driveways like this?
Century schmentury, I am a cycling god. I can ride anything, anywhere! (Now, snacks...)