Spend a little time on Strava and you're bound to encounter some quirky behavior endemic to fellow ride-trackers. There's that esoteric ride titler, or the guy who documents his every physical movement, or that friend who mysteriously squeezes in 400 miles a week without losing her job. (Seriously, how does she do it??) Masters road racer--and self-professed Strava addict--Ken Murphy started noticing certain archetypes popping up on the app and was inspired to create something of an illustrated field guide under the Instagram handle "
A Quiet Bird." Here's his good-natured guide to identifying Strava's most notorious characters. Chances are, you'll relate--or find a few friends in here.